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wowfunniestposts:

 funniest blog ever
life-isbeautifulxox:

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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this

u-ok:

u kno how clouds just float around and do nothing I want to be a cloud

lialiveslife:

thiis is too cute

lialiveslife:

thiis is too cute

how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight